cowboys be like “nah that feller is just a companion to keep the trail a bit less lonely & a lot less dangerous” & then ride funny in the saddle the next 2 days
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#The Apology Dance gives me such queer joy
Lucifer, Oliver, and Fígaro make a friend 😸
Marvel Meow #16
(via architectofimagination)
imnoteventechnicallyinthisfandom:
Dick: Uh, Tim, why do you have a gold sticker on your arm?
Tim: Jason’s handing them out.
Damian, showing his arm off proudly: I got the most.
Dick: Um, that’s nice?
Tim: We each get one every time we punch someone in the face on patrol.
Dick: Okay, less nice…
Steph: Jason decided the best way to show his displeasure towards Bruce was to be as petty as possible.
Tim: B said it wasn’t necessary to punch everyone we saw committing crime in the face.
Dick: A bit hypocritical, but continue.
Steph: Jason saw the opening.
Damian: And I won.
Dick: Hey why is Tim crying?
Steph *also crying*: J- J- Jason is t- trying out a n- n- new reward system
Dick: Woah there Steph! What could he possibly be doing that would make you both cry
Steph: He’s- he’s using his words
Dick: What? He’s complimenting you?
Steph: He said he was *hic* proud of us
Damian *facing away, voice wobbling*: I am of course immune to emotional manipulation, and would never need such trivial statements
Dick *post bad guy beat down*: You gonna say you’re proud of me now Little Wing?
Jason *grinning*: You’re a good big brother Wing, fighting at your side makes me feel like I’m really alive
Dick: 😭 -okay
Jason Todd just out here finding new and improved ways to look smugly in Bruce’s direction
Bruce,
pouting: I told you I was proud of you last night.Tim: But it’s Jason.
Alfred watching all this: *internally* this is what it took for him to start being honest with his emotions? One uping Bruce. I’m not surprised I should have thought of it years ago at this rate he will be properly communicating his feelings and so will his siblings within months
Jason going to therapy because he’s willing to confront his trauma in healthy ways.
Jason going to therapy because Bruce never could
jason going to medical school because bruce dropped out
Jason getting like five masters and three PhDs because he loves the congratulatory remarks Alfred gives him while Bruce looks up at the ceiling.
Jason: you always said be the better man, Bruce.
Jason: N O W I M B E T T E R T H A N Y O U
I just imagined that the compliment contest turned out as a full blown war of compliments where Jason and bruce fight to see who can compliment their family best and it just ends up with Bruce and jason aggressively compliment each other while the rest of the batfam is just on the ground crying cause that’s the most open they have been to each other in years
And you just know the other kids would egg them on.
“Well Jason said I did great on patrol.”
(confused) “I didn’t…say you didn’t?”
*sips smoothie loudly through a straw*
“You did a good job on patrol.”
“Try harder, old man.”
@nyxthechaosdragon love this
Jason one-upping Bruce by complimenting the Lanterns and Bruce not quite being able to
Bruce to killowog: I uhhh… I like it when… when you.. uhh… when you are… green, yes and ALSO… The way, you… have a nice… ring. (And this face 😬)
Hal: Ooh, do me next!
Bruce: *using his absolute perfect muscle control to contain the eye twitch that is threatening to occur*
Bruce finds a way to beat Jason in his own game through complimenting Kyle, whom he may not like but can live with complimenting because 1) he is neither Hal Jordan nor Guy Gardener which automatically makes him one of Bruce’s favorite lanterns and 2) it means he gets to see Jason go through a full force gay panic.
Bruce, telling Kyle he is less awful at his job than Jordan and Gardener (which, let’s be real, is the greatest compliment he is capable of giving to a gl), while thinking that his cowl hides the smug look he is sending at Jason (it does not).
Meanwhile Jason, blushing and stuttering, subtly trying to flee the room because talking to Kyle is difficult enought on his best of days how is he supposed to compliment him without dying of embarrasment???
@callamyosotis your tags are beautiful
What like what if dick find out about the whole Jason Kyle thing and then he helps them get together and Bruce is in a dark corner bat glaring
Jason and Kyle: *date for a few months but ultimately break up for various resons*
Bruce: *sigh of relief*
Jason and Roy: *get together*
Bruce: *screams*
Jason and Kyle and Roy: *resolve their issues and all start dating*
Bruce: *heart attack and six months of cardiac rehabilitation*
@sillysunshinesstuff Precisely
Jason, *walking into the manor through the front door like hes finally coming home*
Bruce: *hears from alfred that Jason’s home, comes running from the study to hug his son*
Bruce: *finds Jason grinning (for once without
anymuch smugness or malice) with Kyles hand in his back pocket and Roy’s head on his shoulder*Alfred: *misty eyed at seeing his grandson finally content and looking truly alive*
Bruce: *stony faced and looking a little green, heartbeat went from dead-stop to pounding to irregular so drastically in two minutes that the batcomputer is blaring about being poisoned*
Jason: You never reacted like this when Dick brought Kori or Wally home.
Bruce, now also dealing with the fact that Jason called the manor home: Neither of them were a Lantern or Oliver Queen’s kid.
#a ship i don’t ship for the actual ship but for the chaos it unleashes in its wake
That’s one of my favourite types of ships
Ya know, this post went completely off the rails and I am 100% here for it
I was watching from the beginning, and I must say:
I was not disappointed. 😆
I wish I could add to this, but I’m not worthy.
Fantastic. It keeps getting better.
I would like to add to this post by saying that Jason enlists Kyle and Roy to PRETEND to date him just to piss off Bruce but -
then they fall in love for real
Batman slowly just… accepting it. Realizing that they make his son happy.
Not that it’ll stop him from giving Oliver Queen and the Lanterns the full force of his displeasure.
Nom but Bruce convincing Hal Jordan and Oliver Queen to fake date him, because he needs Jason to stop bringing the people he ha-dislikes into the house.
Only problem is, he starts enjoying their company.
(via architectofimagination)
Do sharks cuddle?
THEY SURE FUCKIN DO.
many sharks are at least moderately social, and if a specific species of shark has the ability to breathe without actually swimming and tends to have a lot of sharks in a fairly small area, well.
they are just going to Pile. and there is simply nothing you can do about it.
also, fun fact! whitetip reef sharks in particular are SO damn cuddly with each other that they’ll actively seek out a buddy or ten when they get sleepy!
it’s pretty much slumber party or nothing for these guys. you won’t find a whitetip sleeping alone except in the most dire and tragic of shark circumstances.
(shhh! they are. SLEEBING)
details from rwrb movie
update: this now has parts 2, 3, 4 (and maybe another soon)
lacrosse stick in alex’s room!
Georgetown University Debate - debate club pres alex
glad they kept HRH Prince Dickhead 💩
alex and nora watching ‘some like it hot,’ a film matthew lópez adapted into a musical
jaffa cakes!
henry drinking a martini like the james bond offspring he is
guitar in alex’s room - in the book his dad plays the guitar
the records on alex’s wall (which casey has said they picked out) and the record player in his room. one of them is hall & oates’ 'bigger than both of us’ (the record alex plays in the book to listen to 'rich girl’)
henry wearing alex’s cap!
the portrait of jane austen in henry’s room (+ david and matthew lópez’s dog’s portraits)
henry reading howard’s end, the book that inspired matthew lópez’s play 'the inheritance’
this was impossible to take a screenshot of, but a quick glance at henry wearing alex’s necklace
the newspaper headlines about the email leak
actual certificates with zahra bankston’s name on it (go props dept)
casey cameo!
One quiet day on the farm, the Little Red Hen found some wheat seeds and decided to make bread.
“Who will help me plant these seeds?” the Little Red Hen asked.
“I would.” said the Horse “But I’m a workhorse, and I’m too busy moving carts around.”
And so the Little Red Hen planted the seeds by herself. And they grew into bountiful golden crops.
“Who will help me harvest the wheat?” the Little Red Hen asked.
“I would.” said the Dog “But I’m a guarddog, and I’m too busy keeping away burglars and predators.”
And so the Little Red Hen harvested the wheat herself and made it into flour.
“Who will help me bake the flour?” the Little Red Hen asked.
“I would.” said the Pig “But I’m a mother of 5 newborn piglets, and I’m too busy taking care of my young.”
And so the Little Red Hen baked the bread herself into twenty beautiful loaves.
“Who will help me eat the bread?” the Little Red Hen asked.
“We would.” said the Farm Animals. “But we’re ashamed, for we didn’t do anything to make the bread.”
“Nonsense!” said the Little Red Hen. “You, Horse, helped move around the stones that built my oven. You, Dog, kept me safe while I worked. And you, Pig, are raising a new generation of Farm Animals, who will too contribute to our Farm one day. You’ve all helped me so much by simply being you.”
“Besides,” the Little Red Hen added. “I couldn’t possibly eat all the loaves on my own, most of them would go to waste. Come, eat with me.”
And so the Little Red Hen and the Farm Animals ate the bread together. And all saw their own, and each other’s, worth.
I’ll be telling this version to my child as he gets older.
Honestly the best and biggest compliment I’ve ever gotten on a piece of writing.
Thank you 🥲
Bird Count: 11
Type: Hen
Medium: Children’s Story
Notes: Perfect story. It was an excellent choice to make the main character a bird. Solid writing all around.
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